Bo's Series Pest Control

Conversation between customer and Bo’s Series Pest Control staff
Phone ringing

Bo Liao: Hello, Bo’s Series Pest Control. I’m Bo Liao speaking

Customer: I guess your company had nothing for you to do and that’s why you are bo liao

Bo Liao: How do you know I’m Bo Liao? Do I know you sir?

Customer: I don’t think you know me lah, anyway I need someone to catch cockroach for me

Bo Liao: Okay please hold on a second, I’ll get Bo Yong to help you

Customer: What? Ask 1 bo yong to catch for me? Can you ask someone more capable?

Bo Liao: I’m sorry sir, this kind of cases is normally Bo Chap one. We do have a very good worker Bo Geng Yam. If you don’t mind, I’ll page him to come over

Meanwhile Bo Liao asked Bo Bian to come over to help

Bo Bian: Hello Bo Bian, sir, all our staff are out and left only bo yong but don’t worry, he can do a very good job for you

Customer: What bo bian?? I don’t care! You better get someone smart enough to help me

Bo Bian: Hey Bo Nao is back, would you like him to help you?

Customer: Hello! Are you trying to be funny with me? I want to speak to your boss NOW! ASK HIM TO SPEAK TO ME!

Bo Bian: Certainly sir, please hold on the line while I get my boss to speak to you

(Bo Bian calling Bo Sim to take over)

Bo Sim: Good evening sir, I’m the boss of Bo’s Series and I’m Bo Sim to apologise to you on behalf of my staff. How can I help you?

Customer: Since you are bo sim to apologise to me then what for apologise? What kind of boss this is?

Bo Sim: I’m so sorry, would you mind to hold on a second (asking bo bian who customer this is)

Bo Bian shouting "Bo Liao one lah"

Customer: (getting very angry) @%$!#%@! HOW DARE THEY SAY I BO LIAO ONE!

Bo Sim: (shouting at Bo Eng) Bo Eng entertain him lah

Customer: KNN what kind of company is this?

Bo Eng: Hello sir, I’m Bo Eng to speak to you

Customer: bo eng sua lah, I can find other company to help me

Bo Eng: Wait sir, Bo Ho Sey catch cockroach for you leh

Customer: WTF! What kind of pest control is this? what do you mean by bo ho sey catch cockroach for me. You all are not trying to do business and trying to make fun of people only

Bo Eng: No sir, I think you have misunderstand us already

Customer: I AM NOT! YOU GUYS ARE SO RUDE TO CUSTOMER and giving me all kinds of excuses. If you all don't want to do my business I find other people to help me!

Bo Eng: I think you have really misunderstand us. I will call my Bo Gei Gao assistant manager to speak to you

Bo Gei Gao: Hello sir, I'm Bo Gei Gao . How may I assist you?

Customer: That's enough. Making fun of me and tell me you are bo gei gao. I WILL CATCH THE COCKROACH MYSELF!

(customer hang up angrily)